What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is life without a job?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

When writing a novel, how can a character be developed well, but QUICKLY?

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why is it after eating almonds when I’m occupied, I don’t feel mild itch, but as soon as I have nothing to do, I feel mildly itchy?

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

Do girls ever miss their first love?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Can you give an example of a documentary where the person telling the story believed it to be true, but it turned out to be false?

Dr No

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.